Bribe and groom
[ 2006-12-13 08:33 ]
During the wedding rehearsal,
the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
才 When you
get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to ''love, honor and obey'' and
''be faithful to her forever,'' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day
of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the
young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself
before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every
morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that
you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes,"
then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The
pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a
better offer."
（通訊員上海第二工業(yè)大學錢婧）
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