Yes, I’m an English major because I just didn’t have anything better to do.

嗯，我就因?yàn)槭侵餍抻⒄Z(yǔ)的所以才沒(méi)有什么別的事兒可干。

5.“I wanted to major in English but my parents would have killedme.”

“我想研讀英語(yǔ)專(zhuān)業(yè)，但是我父母會(huì)為此殺了我的！”

Yeah, my parents considered murdering me, but I guess they decided that doing what I love while pursuing a degree probably isn’t the worst offense.

呵呵，我爸媽也曾經(jīng)想殺了我，可我估計(jì)他們認(rèn)為我能邊學(xué)我喜歡的東西還能順便得到一個(gè)學(xué)位，這也并不是一個(gè)差主意。

6.(On a date): “Are you going to put this in your book?

（約會(huì)中……)“你準(zhǔn)備把這個(gè)場(chǎng)景寫(xiě)進(jìn)你的書(shū)中嗎？”

Don’t flatter yourself.

別王婆賣(mài)瓜自賣(mài)自夸了好嗎？！