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What flowers do you always wear?  |
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| What invention lets you look right through a wall? |
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| What is full of holes and holds water? |
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| Why did the coach go to the bank? |
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| What did the cow say to the other cow that was in his way? |
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| What comes once in a minute and twice in a moment? |
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| Why did Bill throw the clock out of the window? |
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| Why is bee's hair always sticky? |
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| What did the lawyer name his daughter? |
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| What do you call a chicken running down the road at 100mph? |
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| Which pet is found in most houses? |
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| What goes up and up, but never comes down? |
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| Why do birds fly in the sky? |
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| What is it that runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps? |
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| When does a leopard change his spots? |
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| What can you wear but not see? |
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| Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? |
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| I have an eye but I cannot see. Who am I? |
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| What is the only animal that doesn't eat, drink, smell, taste or feel? |
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| What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? |
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| What can you pay your teacher even if you are totally broke? |
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| Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? |
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| Why was the belt arrested? |
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| What runs but never gets out of breath? |
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| What did one pencil say to the other? |
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| What is the deepest point in the ocean? |
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| What is a mosquito's favorite sport? |
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| What did the beach say when the tide came in? |
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| Why do squirrels spend so much time in trees? |
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| What kind of shoes do you make from banana skins? |
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