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A?man had been waiting for the bus at the bus stop. After a few minutes, the bus arrived but did not stop at the bus stop. The?man thought it?would stop a bit further so he started running after the bus.

Unfortunately, the bus never stopped. It kept running. The man kept following the bus until he realized that he arrived home already.

The?man was very happy that he could save a bit of money today. He happily told his wife: "Honey, you know, today I ran after the bus until arriving home. I don't have to pay the bus fee."

"Stupid!" instead of compliment, the wife surprisingly blamed her husband. "Do you know how much you could save, if you ran after a taxi!!”

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